[PRE-ORDER] Valerie Konstanz Dakimakura
“You know, if I knew how much you loved me, I would've shot you sooner.’”
Premium 150x50cm body pillow designed and illustrated by Lud! (COVER ONLY, insert sold separately)
With an elusive vintage style straight from the 80s, you can now embrace the elusive Soviet lady of steel, the Talon of Talinn, the Valkyrie, Valerie Konstanz, at a comfortable distance, without being gutted, with this body pillow!
Sample pictures represent a prototype, final production run may differ slightly.
NOTE: This is a preorder item, and is expected to begin shipping in January to February 2026. If you order a Pre-Order item with In-Stock items, items will only ship once EVERYTHING is in stock.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.